The Ugly Bug Ball - Freddie & The Dreamers
Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried
To a sympathetic beetle by his side
I've got nobody to hug
I'm such an ugly bug
Then a spider and a dragonfly replied
If you're serious and want to win a bride
Come along with us to the glorious Annual Ugly Bug Ball
Come on let's crawl
Gotta crawl gotta crawl
To the Ugly Bug Ball
And a happy time we'll have there
One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball
While the crickets clicked
Their cricky melodies
All the ants were fancy
Dancing with the fleas
Then up from under the ground
The worms came squirming around
Oh they danced until their
Legs were nearly lame
Every little crawling creature
You could name
Everyone was glad what a time they had
They were so happy they came
Come on let's crawl Gotta crawl gotta crawl to the Ugly Bug Ball
And a happy time we'll have there
One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball
Then our caterpillar
Saw a pretty queen
She was beautiful in yellow
Black and green
He said Would you care to dance
Their dancing led to romance
Then she sat upon his
Caterpillar knees
And he gave his caterpillar
Queen a squeeze
Soon they'll honeymoon
Build a big cocoon
Thanks to the Ugly Bug Ball
Come on let's crawl
Gotta crawl gotta crawl
To the Ugly Bug Ball
And a happy time we'll have there
One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball
Ball we have a ball