I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

　　An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling

　　Don't think I ever stopped

　　To think I was speaking to children

　　Everything was happening so fast

　　It was like I blinked, sold three million

　　Then it all went blank, all I remember

　　Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling

　　Like I am always under attack man

　　I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling

　　Women dish him but really thinking

　　If anyone talks to my little girls like this I would kill him

　　Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite

　　When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many

　　People ever give a shit what I had to say

　　It's just my opinion

　　If it contradicts how I'm living

　　Put a dick in your rear end that's why

　　Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it

　　For drawing more attention toward it

　　Cuz it gave me an enormous platform of platitude

　　Thought I was that important

　　But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect

　　And battle for it, mad awards, annoyed

　　Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out

　　Good luck trying to convince a blonde

　　That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out

　　Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt

　　In anyone's mind one day I'd go down

　　In history think they know now

　　Because everybody knows

　　Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

　　Everywhere that you go, people wanna go

　　"Oh, everyone knows"

　　Everybody

　　Knows, so don't pretend to be nice

　　There's no place you can hide

　　You are just an asshole

　　Everyone knows, everyone knows

　　Thanks for the support, asshole scratch thanks for the support, asshole

　　Quit acting salty

　　I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth

　　When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out

　　Thought I was history

　　But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey

　　Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth

　　Lay'em off it

　　But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about

　　The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me

　　You knock me down, I went down from the counter

　　I fell but the fans caught me, and now

　　You're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me

　　To take my belt, word to Pacquiao

　　Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about

　　Gotta go in that ring and knock them out

　　Or you better not come out

　　It's poetry emotion, like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare

　　So what if the insults are revolting

　　Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

　　You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled

　　But you should give little shit what I think

　　This whole world is a mess

　　Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock

　　Just to go out watch Batman

　　Who needs to test the testicles, not that man

　　Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

　　Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model

　　Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado

　　So get lost, Waldo

　　My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping

　　A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole

　　with paper

　　But I'm not taking no crap, ho

　　Here I go down the back pole

　　And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go

　　Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows

　　Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

　　Everywhere that you go, people wanna go

　　"Oh, everyone knows"

　　Everybody

　　Knows, so don't pretend to be nice

　　There's no place you can hide

　　You are just an asshole

　　Everyone knows, everyone knows

　　Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth

　　I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull

　　Thinkin we have some magnetic pull

　　Screamin ICP IN THIS BITCH, HOW DO FUCKIN MAGNETS WORK!?

　　Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable

　　Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical

　　I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical

　　Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical

　　You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination

　　I keep them feelings locked in a vault

　　So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

　　My heart is truly guarded, full body armor

　　Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded.

　　Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina,

　　you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind

　　Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er

　　Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor

　　Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass

　　But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent

　　With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin

　　Only women that I love are my daughters

　　And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther

　　So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line

　　It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up

　　So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time

　　It ain't never gonna stop.

　　A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime,

　　so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive

　　Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, so now my cup is runneth over

　　And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster

　　I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off?

　　so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here

　　White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird, you stare at me and see yourself,

　　because you're one too. You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows."