Hey mister, where you headed?

　　Are you in a hurry?

　　I need a lift to happy hour

　　Say oh no

　　Do you break for distilled spirits?

　　I need a break as well

　　The well that inebriated the guilt

　　1, 2...1, 2, 3, 4

　　Cold turkey's getting stale

　　Tonight I'm eating a crow

　　Fermented salmonella poison oak

　　no

　　There's a drought at the fountain of youth

　　And now I'm dehydrating

　　My tounge is swelling up as say

　　1, 2...1, 2, 3, 4

　　Trouble times

　　You know I cannot lie

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　There's a drought at the fountain of youth

　　And now I'm dehydrating

　　My tounge is swelling up

　　I say

　　SHIT!

　　Trouble times

　　You know I cannot lie

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　I'm off the wagon

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride

　　And I'm hitchin' a ride