Mom and dad don't look so hot these days

　　They're getting over the hill

　　Death is closing in and catching up

　　As far as I can tell

　　Got a plan of action and cold blood

　　And it smells of defiance

　　I just wait for mom and dad to die

　　And get my inheritance

　　Well, I want more

　　'Cause I'm getting bored

　　And I'm going nowhere fast

　　I was once filled with doubt

　　Now it's all figured out

　　Well, nothing good can last

　　Crow's feet and rot are setting in

　　And time is running out

　　My parent's income interest rate

　　Is getting higher clout

　　I'm a snot-nosed slob without a job

　　And I know I damn well should

　　Mom and dad don't look so hot these days

　　But my future's looking good

　　Well, I want more

　　'Cause I'm getting bored

　　And I'm going nowhere fast

　　I was once filled with doubt

　　Now it's all figured out

　　Well, nothing good can last

　　Well, nothing good can last

　　Well, I want more

　　'Cause I'm getting bored

　　And I'm going nowhere fast

　　I was once filled with doubt

　　Now it's all figured out

　　Well, nothing good can last

　　Well, nothing good can last