Do you have the time to listen to me whine

　　About NOTHING and everything all at once

　　I am one of those

　　Melodramatic fools

　　Neurotic to the bone

　　No doubt about it

　　Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

　　Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

　　It all keeps adding up

　　I think I'm CRACKING UP

　　Am I just PARANOID?

　　Am I just STONED

　　I went to a shrink

　　To analyze my dreams

　　SHE says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

　　I went to a whore

　　HE said my life's a bore

　　So quit my whining cause it's bringing HER down

　　Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

　　Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

　　It all keeps adding up

　　I think I'm CRACKING UP

　　Am I just PARANOID?

　　Grasping to CONTROL

　　So I BETTER hold on

　　So I BETTER hold on

　　Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

　　Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

　　It all keeps adding up

　　I think I'm CRACKING UP

　　Am I just PARANOID?

　　Am I just STONED