You Turn Me On I'm A Radio-Joni Mitchell

　　I you're driving into town

　　With a dark cloud above you

　　Dial in the number

　　Who's bound to love you

　　Oh honey you turn me on

　　I'm a radio

　　I'm a country station

　　I'm a little bit corny

　　I'm a wild wood flower

　　Waving for you

　　Broadcasting tower

　　Waving for you

　　And I'm sending you out

　　This signal here

　　I hope you can pick it up

　　Loud and clear

　　I know you don't like weak women

　　You get bored so quick

　　And you don't like strong women

　　'Cause they're hip to your tricks

　　It's been dirty for dirty

　　Down the line

　　But you know

　　I come when you whistle

　　When you're loving and kind

　　But if you've got too many doubts

　　If there's no good reception for me

　　Then tune me out, 'cause honey

　　Who needs the static

　　It hurts the head

　　And you wind up cracking

　　And the day goes dismal

　　From "Breakfast Barney"

　　To the sign-off prayer

　　What a sorry face you get to wear

　　I'm going to tell you again now

　　If you're still listening there

　　If you're driving into town

　　With a dark cloud above you

　　Dial in the number

　　Who's bound to love you

　　If you're lying on the beach

　　With the transistor going

　　Kick off the sand flies honey

　　The love's still flowing

　　If your head says forget it

　　But your heart's still smoking

　　Call me at the station

　　The lines are open