You Don't Learn That In School - Nat King Cole

　　Listen to me children

　　And take some good advice

　　I'm gonna tell you something

　　Now don't make me say it twice

　　You can put away your lessons

　　Throw away your books

　　'Cause I'm gonna tell you what cooks

　　Venus was a woman

　　Who had a lot of charms

　　But she got so much hugging

　　And she wore out both her arms

　　But she don't learn that in school

　　You don't learn that in school

　　There ain't no doubt about it

　　You don't learn that in school

　　Napoleon was a soldier

　　Smart as ever seen

　　But he learned his maneuvers

　　Alone with Josephine

　　But you don't learn that in school

　　You don't learn that in school

　　There ain't no doubt about it

　　You don't learn that in school

　　Robin Hood was famous

　　But one thing you should know

　　He only robbed the rich folks

　　'Cause the poor folks had no dope

　　But you don't learn that in school

　　You don't learn that in school

　　There ain't no doubt about it

　　You don't learn that in school

　　King Arthur was a hero

　　He's famous everywhere

　　He had a big round table

　　'Cause he couldn't stand the square

　　But you don't learn that in school

　　You don't learn that in school

　　There ain't no doubt about it

　　You don't learn that in school