Come To The Supermarket In Old Peking - Barbra Streisand

　　If you want a fancy fan

　　Or a turkey born in turkey stan

　　Or a slave that's awf'lly african

　　Or a teapot early ming

　　Come to the supermarket in old peking

　　If you want to buy a kite

　　Or a pup to keep you up at night

　　Or a dwarf who used to know snow white

　　Or a frog who loves to sing

　　Come to the supermarket in old peking

　　They have sunflow'r cakes moonbeam cakes

　　Gizzard cakes lizard cakes

　　Pickled eels pickle snakes

　　Fit for any king

　　If you want a bust of jade

　　Or an egg that's more or less decayed

　　Or in case you care to meet a maid

　　For a nice but naughty fling

　　Come to the supermarket

　　If you come on an ostrich you can park it

　　So come to the supermarket

　　And see pe

　　King

　　If you want a gong to beat

　　Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat

　　Or a painting slightly indiscreet

　　That is simply riveting

　　Come to the supermarket and see peking

　　Well if you want some calico

　　Or a gentle water buffalo

　　Glow worm guaranteed to glow

　　Or a cloak inclined to cling

　　Come to the supermarket in old peking

　　They have bird's nest soup seaweed soup

　　Noodle soup poodle soup

　　Talking crows with the croup

　　Almost anything

　　If you want to buy a saw

　　Or a fish delicious when it's raw

　　Or a pill to kill your moth'r in law

　　Or a bee without a sting

　　Come to the supermarket

　　If you come on a turtle you can park it

　　So come to the supermarket

　　If you come on a goose you can park it

　　So come to the supermarket

　　And see

　　Pe

　　King