I Will Never Be a Star - Ylvis

　　They're amazing, don't you think?

　　So incredibly talented

　　So many hits on YouTube

　　So many things to live up to

　　They're amazing, don't you think?

　　My two older brothers

　　They've had a wonderful career

　　But I was never asked to join them

　　Oh God, how can it be?

　　Those assholes did not ask me?

　　I will never be a star

　　I will never ever do a concert

　　Never perform with an audience

　　I'll never stand alone on stage

　　I wouldn't have the nerve to do it

　　Guess I would fuck it up anyway

　　I will never be a star

　　I have some tricks up my sleeve

　　How I wish that I can show them

　　I spin a pen around my thumb

　　And then I grab it with my index

　　I want to show it

　　But I know I can't

　　Cause the live audience

　　Gives me nerves here I stand

　　I tremble, I sweat

　　Shivers run down my spine

　　As I stretch out my arm and prepare

　　That's why I'll never be a star

　　I wouldn't know how to move my body

　　I would be stiff as a traffic light

　　I will never be a star

　　I wouldn't know how to top the

　　With lots of smoke going everywhere

　　Ok, listen up everyone!

　　I know you enjoyed my pen trick

　　And it's real easy,

　　you can learn it too

　　Just go to YouTube

　　and search for "pen trick"

　　That's what I did!

　　I will never be a star

　　You better believe it

　　Cause I mean it

　　I will never be

　　I will never be a star