Makin' Whoopee - Doris Day

　　Every time I hear that march

　　From lohengrin

　　I am always on the outside lookin' in

　　Maybe that is why

　　I see the funny side

　　When I see somebody's brother take a bride

　　Weddings make a lot of people sad

　　But if it isn't you they're not so bad

　　Another bride another June

　　Another sunny honeymoon

　　Another season another reason

　　For makin' whoopee

　　A lot o' shoes a lot o' rice

　　The groom is nervous he answers twice

　　It's really killing that he's so willing

　　To make whoopee

　　Picture a little love nest

　　Down where the roses cling

　　Picture the same sweet love nest

　　Think what a year can bring

　　He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

　　He's so ambitious he even sews

　　But don't forget folks

　　That's what you get folks

　　For makin' whoopee

　　Down through the countless ages

　　You'll find it everywhere

　　Somebody makes good wages

　　Somebody wants her share

　　She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes

　　She makes him strudles and bakes him pies

　　What is it all for

　　Just so he'll fall for

　　Makin' whoopee