Johnny Jump Up/Morrison's Jig - Gaelic Storm
I'll tell you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to Youghal by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm
Says I A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm
I went to the barman I says Give me a stout
Says the barman I'm sorry all the beer tis sold out
Try whiskey or vodka ten years in the wood
Says I I'll try cider I heard that it's good
Oh never oh never oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
After lowering the third
I headed straight for the yard
Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
Come here to me boy don't
You know we're in the law
Well I upped with my fist and I shot to his jaw
Fell to the ground with his knees crumpled up
T'wasnt I hit him t'was the johnny jump
And the next thing I met
Down in Youghal by the Sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me
I'm afraid o' me life I'll be hit by a car
Would you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar
And after three pints of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches
And he danced on his feet
Oh never oh never oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
Now I went up the Lee Road a friend for to see
They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
But when I got up there the truth I do to tell
They had the poor bugger locked up in his cell
Says the guard testing him
Say these words if you can
Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'
Tell them I'm not crazy tell them I'm not mad
T'was only six pints of that cider I had
Now a man died in the Union by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on a slab
And after the coroner his measurements did take
His wife took him home to a bloody fine wake
Twas about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
The corpse he sat up and he says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven they won't let me up
Til I bring them a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
Oh never oh never oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
Oh never oh never oh never again
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and
Ten'Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up